3rd Man

last seen driving off in a red Toyota Tercel after being parked in the firelane with the hazard lights on the whole duration of a gig. This individual is heavily armed and will use his upright bass recklessly.

having fled Germany after a series of disharmonic infractions he was last seen in South Central Indiana. This individual is extremely dangerous when his electric guitar is connected to an ungrounded amp.

last seen in New York City, charged with numerous counts of playing outrageous drum parts on various artists’ recordings. A mysterious tape has surfaced of his outrageous comments in between takes while recording in the studio.

last seen on two different gigs at the same time, although his rare usage of the spoken word may suggest to some people that he’s not capable of language his knowledge of the secret techniques of the saxophone is frightening.